Sillygisms Against God
A RIDICULOUSLY SERIOUS BOOK
ABOUT A VERY SILLY IDEA
perfectly and pretentiously written by
JOEL VAN VLIET and MEZZO WATTS
Meet the Book
Deep inside our most inner loins, we humans all have a thirsty craving for more. More explanations. More answers. More meaning. But does God give us any of that? Nope. Because it turns out, and this is kind of a spoiler for the book, God isn't real. The entire idea is make believe and, to be honest, the religion is quite silly. That's why Joel & Mezzo heroically set out to author this book full of Sillygisms (silly philosophical syllogisms) that will probably completely end this ancient way of thinking once and for all. Want proof? Watch this... P1: This book denies that God exists.
P2: God is described a s existing everywhere and knowing everything.
P3: If God is everywhere, then God is in this book.
P4: Part of the all-knowning being is denying the existence of God.
C: God does not exist.There you have it. Easy as one, two, three, four. Want more Sillygism Against God? We've got over 200 in this book.
Meet the Authors
The star-crossed buddies, Joel and Mezzo, have debated hundreds if not millions of religious believers online in their own, uniquely hilarious way. Yes, many people have mocked Christianity for years. Monty Python, Sarah Silverman, Ricky Gervais, Satan, etc... Still, no one does it quite like Joel and Mezzo.
Mixing comedic showmanship with deeply philosophical and theological insights, they rule the informal debate stages of TikTok and YouTube. With fans begging for more, they've finally penned all of their their best arguments in a seriously silly book.
With over 200 chapters of easy-to-read arguments, they take complex philosophical dribble and transform it into digestible doses of sweet, simple godlessness. This book is designed to help non-believers argue with their religious relatives at Thanksgiving and give current believers some puzzling logical syllogisms that are truly worth thinking about.
Ready to dump the Bible? We've got the perfect replacement book for your end table: Sillygisms Against God.
Proof we are Influencers
Wow. Look at those big metrics. Together, Joel and Mezzo are absolutely crushing it online. Now it's time to take that internet crush to the real world of books by writing the last book humanity needs to finally do away with the archaic religions that have been plaguing society like frogs raining into a blood red lake full of first-borns with leprosy.
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